I sent in the application for the internship.
It’s 2 AM can they see the time stamp and be like “nah son, dis bitch crazy uh uh bad news”
Please god let me get an interview at least.
How creeped do you think someone would be if I told them they are going to grow up to be the most adorable old man because as if I wasn’t creepy enough already but for real he’s going to be cute as hell…
the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
Rory’s paws are so soft how are kittens even things that exist omfg
Remember when I though homestuck was an anime because of people re-drawing panels from it as an anime screen shot?
I’m sorry we can’t be friends.
There’s a pickup game of ultimate tomorrow night I swear if there are no cute single interesting guys’ asses to kick I will be moderately disappointed.
Also I swam 15 laps today and my arms are dead.
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?