May 2013
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I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and...
– Jenna, Waitress (via thatkindofwoman)
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So Joe and Sarah were over yesterday and we were sitting at the table and Rory was in Joe’s lap so I reached over to pet him and Sarah got really confused because she thought I was going for the D.
But I was going for the C.
For cat not cock.
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huggbutts:
what the fuck do you mean I cant marry a handle of vodka
Never been to a wedding.
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swinginforbreakfast replied to your post: I feel crummy, is noon too early to get smashed?
Not if you do it classily.
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
I feel crummy, is noon too early to get smashed?
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the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
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I need date now.
beerito:
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
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I am not his mommy I am simply his chew toy.
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Buttermilk Macaroni and Cheese | The Texan New... →
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The day Steve taught me how to use a rice cooker is the day I found out my conception of a single portion of rice is much bigger than his.
Today is that day.
Also I’m not sure rice cookers work with brown rice very well.
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Literally the only reason I am awake right now is because I’m hungry. I don’t even want to do anything I just want all of the food.
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When you ask your professor for a letter of recommendation and they say they’d be “delighted and will work on it this weekend.”
I need to get better at being buddy buddy with my professors. I want to get buddy buddy with my diffeq prof because she’s adorable and I need to know where she shops for pants.
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when I was in orlando there was a homeless man with a sign saying he was hungry and I had a granola bar in my purse that had been there for ages and I should have given it to him but I took too long to commit and then the light turned green
I should keep food of some sort in my car for these things because I don’t want to be that asshole that drives by but I was taught to always give food...
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I sent my professor from fall an email asking for a letter of recommendation but what if he doesn’t check his UFL webmail over summer :(
Rory is trying to step in my food.
edit: just kidding he is teaching a section for summer A thank goodness